About Us

We're a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated consultants who specialize in making your life more difficult.

Our mission is to provide expert guidance on how to make every decision a complicated one. Because, let's be real, who needs easy choices, anyway?

We're not just consultants, we're the gatekeepers of complexity. And we're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of Basic Arrangement.

So, what are you waiting for? Contact us today and let us complicate your life!