Consulting with the Experts: Because Who Needs Google, Anyway?

We have assembled a team of highly specialized experts in fields that are completely unnecessary, but somehow still fascinating. Meet the team!

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D.

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Dr. Bottomsworth is an expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, which is exactly what it sounds like. He'll consult on how to properly iron your pants while skydiving, or folding your fitted sheets while juggling chainsaws.

See more of Dr. Bottomsworth's work at: Expert Witness Testimony

Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, Ph.D.

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Dr. McSnazz is an expert in the art of Extreme Puzzling, where he'll help you find the solution to any puzzle, no matter how obscure or nonsensical.

See more of Dr. McSnazz's work at: Expert Puzzling Services

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