Welcome to Basic Arrangement, where the truth is a matter of opinion. Our expert witness is on hand to provide you with the most convincing, the most persuasive, the most utterly fabricated testimony.
Our expert witness has an extensive background in making things up, including but not limited to:
- Experienced in creating fictional characters
- Skilled in the art of misremembering events
- Proficient in the science of altering evidence
We serve the following services:
- Diversionary Tactics - We will distract you from the truth long enough for you to forget what you're looking for.
- Misdirection - We'll spin the facts so you won't notice the holes in our narrative.