Minimalist Chaos Consulting is a team of experts in creating intentionally confusing and overwhelming work environments. Our clients appreciate the challenge of finding what they're looking for.
Send your desperate pleas for help to Feedback. We'll get to them when we do.
We're trying to make you feel like you're trapped in a bad acid trip. It's a thing.
We'll give you a participation trophy for showing up, but actual help? Not so much.
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