Alternate Reality Pamphlet: Procrastination Hacks for the Discerning Consultant

Are you tired of reality being too real? Do you yearn for an existence that's more... fluid?

Look no further! Our team of expert reality engineers has crafted a series of Procrastination Hacks to help you navigate the infinite possibilities of Alternate Reality.

• Time Looping: Because who needs personal growth when you can just relive the same day forever?
• Probability Pools: Where the odds are always in your favor (mostly)
• Parallel Universe Shopping: Buy one reality, get another free!