Reality Distortion Techniques for the Chronologically Challenged

Procrastination is an art form. And like all art forms, it requires dedication and practice.

Here are some reality distortion techniques to help you perfect the art of doing nothing:

• Time Looping: The Ultimate Procrastination Tactic
• Selective Amnesia: Remembering What You Need to Forget
• Parallel Universes: The Multiverse of Procrastination