Are you stuck in a loveless cycle of regret? Do you find yourself constantly wondering what could have been? Do you often wish you had never met someone?
Look no further than Regretful Romance Consultations! Our experts are here to guide you through the process of rehashing past mistakes and making new ones. Don't let the past dictate your future, unless the past is a good story, in which case, keep it.
For a small fee, we will help you:
- Ruminate on past relationships
- Analyze the mistakes you've made
- Develop a plan to repeat the same mistakes
- Learn to laugh at yourself, or at least pretend to