Regrets Revisited: A Basic Arrangement Consultation

We're glad you asked for our help. Here's what we found.

It turns out, your life is a mess. You took a few wrong turns, made some questionable choices, and now you're stuck in a rut.

We've put together a team of experts to help you navigate this mess. Our team includes:

• Dr. Barnaby, the renowned expert in Regret-ology
• Dr. Percy, the specialist in Basic Arrangement Analysis
• Mr. Snookums, the master of Messy Life Management

Together, they'll guide you through our Regrets Revisited program. This is a 12-step program designed to help you:

• Identify and confront your regrets
• Ridicule and belittle your poor decision-making
• Develop new strategies for avoiding future mistakes
• Learn to live with the consequences of your actions