Introvert 101

A Guide for the Utterly Unsocial

Are you an introvert who just wants to be left alone? Do you find small talk a chore? Do you prefer the company of your couch to that of actual people? Welcome to Introvert 101, the only course you'll ever need to learn how to be a functioning member of society.

Module 1: The Art of Avoiding Human Contact

Read more about how to master the art of avoiding human contact

Module 2: The Science of Staying in Your Pajamas

Learn the secrets of staying in your PJs for days on end

Module 3: The Joy of Ignoring Your Responsibilities

Discover the freedom of putting off your duties until the last possible moment

Module 4: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested

Learn to fake it till you make it (but let's be real, you'll still just be you)