Welcome, client! Zara here. Today, we're tackling the most unlikely of problems: the existential dread of being a toaster. Don't worry; we've got the perfect solution: Existential-Crisis-Management.
Or, if you'd rather, we can try to rebrand your toaster as a artisanal, small-batch jam-making station. Our Toaster-Redesign team is on it.
Or, if all else fails, we can just stare into the abyss of your toaster's digital display and pretend to understand what it's telling us. Our Toaster-Psychology team is ready.