A: It's a thing. We're not really sure what it is, but we're pretty sure it's not a thing.
Q: Is Randomness real?
A: Ask us again later, we might have changed our minds.
Q: Can I use Randomness for my own nefarious purposes?
A: Only if you want to, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: Is Randomness a good thing?
A: Who knows? Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not.