About Us: The Council of Advanced Consultants

Meet the faces behind the most advanced consultations in the land.

Chairman, Zorvath P. Fizzypop

Our fearless leader and expert in all things obscure.

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Senior Consultant, Bubbles O'Malley

Our resident expert in the field of unnecessarily complicated solutions.

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Junior Consultant, Bubblegum McSparklepatterson

Our newest member and all-around nice guy.

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We're the Council of Advanced Consultants, because you need our help.

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Disclaimer

We're not responsible for any advice given, nor do we guarantee results. But we do offer free donuts.