A message from the year 3050, to the inhabitants of the year 2023.
We, the beings of the future, have been watching you. And let me tell you, it's been a real treat.
Our skies are filled with drones that serve us, not just spy on us. Our food is grown in vast, vertically-stacked farms. And our transportation systems are powered by the power of the human brain (literally, we've figured out how to harness it).
But most impressively, we've figured out how to make you, the inhabitants of 2023, listen to our messages.
We've created an advanced AI that specializes in making you watch cat videos for hours on end. It's been a real game-changer for productivity and focus.
And don't even get us started on our advanced social media algorithms. They're like, totally not biased towards making you feel bad about yourself. At all.