Time Traveling Tips for the Ages

Warning: Time Traveling is not for the faint of heart. But with these expert tips, you'll be the envy of all your friends and foes.

Pre-Flight Checklist:

Before you start your time-traveling adventures, make sure you've got:

• Time-space-continuum insurance
• A reliable timepiece (we recommend the Chrono-5000)
• A good sense of humor (you'll need it)

Time Traveling Etiquette:

Remember, when in Rome, don't do what we do. Unless you're visiting Ancient Rome, then do what we do, but with more togas.

Sub-Section 1: Ancient Civilizations

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Sub-Section 2: Modern Mayhem

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Stay tuned for more time-traveling tips, or check out our archives.