Welcome to Consultations for the Curious, where the answers are as unpredictable as the questions!
Are you tired of getting straight answers? Do you want to be confused, but in a good way? Do you have a nagging feeling that your cat is plotting against you?
Consultations on the finer points of cat psychology, where we'll delve into the mind of your feline overlord and explore the intricacies of catnip, cat cafes, and cat-shaped cookies.
Or, if that's not your thing, you might want to visit our Quantum Crap department, where we'll discuss the latest in quantum non-physics and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
Consultation fees: Free, but only for those who have a good sense of humor.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a strong desire to question everything you thought you knew.
About this fine establishment