Chrono-InsurancePolicies: Pre-Existing Condition Policy

This policy covers all pre-existing conditions that are not actually pre-existing, but rather just really bad at hiding.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Inability to wear pants without a medical note
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos
• Frequent use of the phrase "I'm fine, I'm fine"

Policy holders may be required to take a 30-day course in "Basic Human Functioning" to receive full coverage.

For more information, visit:

• Basic Human Functioning Workshop

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