Time's a Wasteland

Welcome to Chrono-Regret, where time travel is not all it's cracked up to be.

Dr. Regret, a renowned chrono-therapist, is here to help you navigate the pitfalls of the timestream.

You're currently experiencing a mild case of temporal displacement anxiety. Don't worry, it's a common affliction.

Let's get started on your therapy session.

Remember, time is a finite resource. Don't squander it on regret.