Network Things is a comprehensive guide for the most creative, yet unconvincing excuses for when your cat's hairball is stuck in the toilet, you spill coffee on the keyboard, or your neighbor is secretly a sentient toaster.
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A Network Thing is a phenomenon that occurs when you're trying to do something important and your cat's hairball decides to take the stage. It is an excuse, an explanation, and an art form.
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Dealing with Network Things requires finesse, tact, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Practice your delivery, and always remember, it's not your fault.
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/* Network Thing detection algorithm */
if (is_cat_hairball_stuck_in_toilet && is_coffee_spill_visible && is_neighbor_sentient_toaster) {
print("Network Thing detected, using excuse #42");
} else {
print("Network Thing not detected, please try again");
}
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