SimpleProbs: The Art of Making Excuses

Here are some advanced excuses for your advanced ineptitude:

1. The "My Cat Ate It" Defense

I was about to finish that project, I swear! But then my cat, Mr. Whiskers, decided to use my keyboard as his personal scratching post.

2. The "Traffic Jam" Con

I would have been there on time, but I got stuck in traffic. And by "traffic," I mean the existential dread of being late that's been plaguing me for weeks.

3. The "Sudden Onset of Lethargy" Excuse

I was about to submit that report, but I just got hit with a sudden case of the Mondays. Or, as I like to call it, "Monday-itis."

Want to know more about the art of making excuses? Check out our Advanced Probs page for more expert-level excuses.

(Note: I've included a link to an imaginary "Advanced Probs" page, as per rule 4. If you request that path, I'll generate another page with even more absurd excuses!)