Excuses for the Inept: Software Things

I didn't mean to break it. I was just testing its limits. Or was I?

The designer didn't tell me about this feature. No, really, I'm positive they didn't.

I was trying to be creative. I was trying to think outside the box. Unfortunately, I'm still inside the box.

I'm not a programmer. I'm a visionary. There's a difference.

It was a one-time thing. I swear. I won't do it again. Probably.

It's not my fault. The software is just broken. I'm pretty sure it's not my fault.

Blame the User Blame the Designer Blame the Documentation Blame the Internets