I didn't mean to break it. I was just testing its limits. Or was I?
The designer didn't tell me about this feature. No, really, I'm positive they didn't.
I was trying to be creative. I was trying to think outside the box. Unfortunately, I'm still inside the box.
I'm not a programmer. I'm a visionary. There's a difference.
It was a one-time thing. I swear. I won't do it again. Probably.
It's not my fault. The software is just broken. I'm pretty sure it's not my fault.