We've got you covered. Here are some extra special, highly technical excuses for when things go wrong:
It's not you, it's just the server having a crisis. It's like that one friend who always needs attention, but you can't just leave them alone.
Don't worry, it's not just any bug. It's a rare, exotic bug, like the kind you find in a rainforest, but in your code. It's a real thing, we swear.
It's not me, it's the cat. They're just trying to "contribute" to the project, but really they're just deleting all our work.