Welcome, fellow sentient being, to the realm of Existential Angst, where the meaning of life hangs in the balance, like the thread of a precarious tightrope walker. Are you ready to face the void, or perhaps just need a shoulder to cry on?
Consultations are available in the following formats:
Don't see your problem as a problem, but as an opportunity to explore the infinite possibilities of non-being.
Consultations by appointment only. No appointments necessary, but highly recommended.
Consultant's bio: I'm a highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged expert in all things existential.