Chrono-Displacement Syndrome

Also known as Timey-itis, this condition affects approximately 4 out of every 100 time travelers, causing severe disorientation when traversing through time.

Symptoms include:

  1. Excessive use of time-traveler's dictionary
  2. Recurring dreams about being late to appointments in ancient Egypt
  3. Uncontrollable urge to yell 'But I meant to be there!' whenever faced with anachronisms
  4. Spontaneous combustion while explaining the concept of 'relativity' to a confused caveman

Treatments for Chrono-Displacement Syndrome

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Disclaimer:

This page is for informational purposes only. Do not attempt to diagnose or treat yourself. Consult a qualified time-traveling doctor or a really smart historian.

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