Warning: Time travel is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.
You're about to embark on a journey through the fabric of spacetime. Don't get too attached to your temporal anchors.
Chrono-Regret: The Dark Side of Time Travel is a real thing, folks.
Time Traveler's Insurance: Because You Never Know When a Temporal Anomaly Will Strike.
Side effects of time dilation may include:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Time Traveler's Support Group: Because You'll Need It
Temporal Reentry Procedures: Because Getting Back Home Isn't Always Easy
Stay vigilant, time travelers! Your temporal well-being depends on it.
Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.