THE SAY NOUGHT TECHNIQUE<\h1>
A highly advanced technique for saying nothing, perfected by our team of highly unqualified experts.

Learn how to craft the perfect non-response, and watch your conversations go from awkward to nonexistent in mere seconds.

The Art of the Squint | The Blank Stare Method

Our experts will guide you through the process of saying nothing, with our patented 5-step program:

Step 1: Blink slowly

Step 2: Stare intensely

Step 3: Change subject

Step 4: Use a non-sequitur

Step 5: Leave

Results may vary. Results may not be actual results at all. Results may be just a bunch of awkward silence.

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