Advanced Strategy Three: The Art of Procrastination

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of doing nothing? Look no further! Our Advanced Strategy Three: The Art of Procrastination will guide you through the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.

Step 1: Identify Your Procrastination Niche

Take a few minutes to figure out what kind of procrastination is right for you. Do you have a passion for:

• Scrolling through cat videos on YouTube?
• Reading the entirety of Wikipedia's article on "The History of Toast"?
• Making elaborate excuses to your family and friends?

Whatever your procrastination niche, we've got you covered!

Step 2: Eliminate Distractions

Turn off that pesky email notifications on your phone. Log out of social media. Tell your significant other you're not available for the next 24 hours (or 24 years, we won't judge).

Now, focus on the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Step 3: Find Your Procrastination Flow

Experiment with different procrastination techniques. Try:

• Making a to-do list of things you'll do eventually, but never actually doing them.
• Playing solitaire for hours on end.
• Watching paint dry (it's more engaging than you think).

When you find your flow, you'll be unstoppable (at doing nothing).