Timey-itis Treatment Plan: Phase 3

Advanced Consultations

Welcome to Phase 3 of the Timey-itis Treatment Plan! You're doing great! By now, you should be able to tell time without using your hands, but only because we've taken them off for you.

• Attend a series of rigorous time-telling seminars.
• Practice telling time using only your feet.
• Develop a mental clock tower in your brain.

For more information, see our previous phase's notes.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Phase 3b: The Optional Extra Credit for an additional challenge and a chance to win a year's supply of time-telling stickers.