Timey-itis: The Relapse Prevention through Video Game Training

Are you tired of being stuck in time loops, relapsing back into the timestream? Look no further! Our expert team of Timey-itis specialists have crafted a comprehensive treatment plan to help you break the cycle of relapse and achieve temporal mastery.

At Timey-itis Treatment Plan: Relapse Prevention through Video Game Training, we use cutting-edge video game technology to rewire your brain and retrain your reflexes. Our proprietary Timey-itis Algorithm (TIA) ensures that you'll be jumping through wormholes and dodging chrono-synclastic infundibularities in no time!

• Level 1: Quantum Flux - Learn to navigate the uncertainty principle
• Level 2: Time Dilation - Master the art of time stretching and compressing
• Level 3: Chrono-Displacement - Outsmart time paradoxes and avoid grandfather clauses
• Level 4: Temporal Loophole Jumps - Take the leap of faith and jump through time

            **TIA minimalist manifesto:**
            
                We believe in the power of video games to retrain the human mind.
                We believe in the potential of Timey-itis to unlock new dimensions.
                We believe in the importance of having a good time.