Consultations: Tips For The Chronically Late

For those of us who are perpetually running behind schedule, here are a few tips:

Tip 1: The 5-Minute Rule

When running late, don't bother checking your watch. It's a waste of time. Just assume you're already late and start moving.

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Tip 2: The Art of Apologies

When apologizing, don't just say 'I'm sorry'. No, no, no. You must explain. In great detail. With hand gestures. And a diagram.

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Tip 3: The Power of Pretending

When faced with a difficult question, simply pretend you're an expert. It's a classic technique that's served the Chronically Late community well for decades.

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