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Warning: Advanced Staring into the Void may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous questioning of life choices.

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Learn about the consequences of prolonged staring

Find out the best practices for void staring

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Staring Simulator.

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