Client Testimonials: Because We're Not Actually Listening

A collection of unsolicited feedback from our most... engaged clients.

John D. "The Unyielding" Client

"I've been working with Neo-Brutalist for months, and I've yet to receive any actual advice that made sense. But the bills keep coming! Highly recommend." - John

Jane E. "The Unrelenting" Client

"I was promised a consultation that would change my life. What I got was a 3-hour meeting about the importance of semiotics. I'm still waiting for my refund." - Jane

Bob "The Unconscionable" Client

"I asked Neo-Brutalist to help me with a logo. What I got was a PowerPoint presentation about the meaning of life. I'm starting to think they're just a bunch of postmodernists." - Bob

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