Expert Furniture Arranger's Guide to Chaos Theory

Because sometimes you just need to throw a few things at a wall and see what sticks.

Unconventional Arrangement Techniques:

1. Place a toaster in the bedroom. It's like a ticking time bomb, but in a good way.

2. Never use a straight line. Always, always, always use a wonky, diagonal mess.

Chaos theory has been applied in various fields, including:

1. Furniture arranging for the visually impaired.

2. Kitchen utensil placement for maximum confusion.

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This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply these techniques to your actual furniture or life.