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Q: What is the definition of "Unconventional Arrangement"?
A: It's when you put your socks in the fridge and your underwear in the freezer. Trust us, it's a thing.
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Q: How do I achieve this mystical state of being in the "Gray Area"?
A: Just stare into the void for 17 hours and 14 minutes. We're not kidding. It's a real thing.
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A: Benefits? Ha! You'll just get confused. And possibly a few decent Instagram posts.
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