Q: What is the deal with the weird furniture in your house?
A: Ah, you've noticed, have you? Yeah, it's a deliberate arrangement. We're going for a "postmodern eclecticism" vibe. It's a conversation starter, right?
Q: Do you actually use all these weird chairs?
A: Of course we do! They're not just decorative. Although, let's be real, some of them are a bit of a hazard. But that's what you get when you mix mid-century modern with Bauhaus.
Q: Are those lamps made of cardboard tubes?
A: You're paying attention, aren't you? Yeah, those are indeed cardboard lamps. We're trying to "reimagine" the traditional notion of lighting fixtures. It's, uh, "sustainable"...