Q: What is Unconventional Arrangement?
A: It's a thing we do. A thing that's hard to explain, but involves a lot of chairs.
Q: How do I prepare for Unconventional Arrangement?
A: Wear comfortable shoes. You'll be walking on a tightrope of existential dread.
Q: Will Unconventional Arrangement make me a better person?
A: Maybe. Possibly. We're still working on that.