Case Number: 123456 Witness Statement: "The client approached me with an idea that defied all logic. They wanted to arrange their kitchen in a spiral, because, as they claimed, it would 'create more counter space.' I politely nodded while secretly wondering if they had considered the structural integrity of their kitchen or the fact that their grandmother would never visit again if she had to navigate this 'efficient' design."
Recommended course of action: Re-arrange the entire kitchen into the shape of a question mark. This, I argued, would create a visually striking conversation piece and serve as a constant reminder that, yes, you can, in fact, create more counter space in a spiral.
Revised Assessment: The Spiral Counter Conundrum