Reality Distortion Consultations

Expert Help for the Unconventionally Aligned

Welcome, traveler, to our humble abode of distorted realities. Here, we'll help you navigate the ever-shifting sands of existence.

• Temporal Reversal: A Consultation on Time Travel
• Paradigm Shift: A Discussion on Reality's Fuzzy Edges
• Alternate Dimensional Analysis: A Deep Dive into Parallel Universes

Our consultants are expertly trained in the art of reality distortion. Don't believe us? Check out our Testimonials page for some rave reviews.