We have detected a malfunction in the fabric of space-time.
The Unconventional Arrangement of Reality Distortion has been engaged. Please stand by for further instructions.
Our team of expert interdimensional travel agents will guide you through the process of reconfiguring the space-time continuum.
However, please note that this procedure carries a risk of mild to severe existential dread.
For your reference, our Interdimensional Travel Guide is available here: Interdimensional Travel Guide
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may wish to attempt the Quantum Leap of Faith.
Side effects of Reality Distortion may include, but are not limited to: