Unconventional Arrangement: The Consultations

Why do socks always seem to go missing in the drawer? Is it a conspiracy?

The Sock Goblin is stealing them all.
The washing machine is secretly a sentient being with a love for solo performances of the "Socks Song".
We're just really good at hiding them.

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Our patented Sock Re-Enchantment process ensures that socks will never go missing again.

Bribe the Sock Goblin with an endless supply of single socks.
Re-program the washing machine to play elevator music.
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