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Welcome to Unorthodox Art Consultant, where we specialize in making art that's completely not like the others.

Our team of expert art consultants are trained to help you create art that defies the rules and pushes the boundaries of what's considered acceptable in the art world.

Services:

• Artistic Fusion - We combine art with other unexpected disciplines like accounting and tax law.
• Conceptual Chaos - Our consultants will help you create art that's so confusing, it'll make you question everything.
• Surrealist Subversion - We'll help you make art that's like a punch in the face, but without the risk of actual physical harm.

Our Team:

Meet our team of expert art consultants:

• Barbara "The Artistic Enigma" - Our team leader, known for her enigmatic approach to art and life.
• Bob "The Unconventionalist" - Our chief consultant, with a proven track record of creating art that's completely and utterly baffling.
• Jean "The Artistic Outlier" - Our resident outsider artist, with a style that's so unique, it's almost not art at all.