Expert 1: The Most Expensive Expert in the Land

Expert 1 has over 10 years of experience in the field of consulting, with a proven track record of charging clients an arm and a leg. Literally. We've heard rumors that they've been known to bill for hours spent on the golf course as "consulting hours".

Expert 1's specialties include: Overpriced consulting, excessive PowerPoint usage, and an uncanny ability to make clients feel inferior.

Testimonials:

• "Expert 1 saved me from myself." - John D.
• "Expert 1's fees are so high, I had to take out a second mortgage." - Jane S.
• "I'm not sure what Expert 1 did, but I'm pretty sure it was worth it." - Bob M.

Other Expert 1 Services:

• Overpriced Consulting
• Consulting on the Golf Course
• Psychological Mastery of Clients