Welcome, friend! Are you tired of living in your parents' basement, surrounded by Cheetos and old video games? Do you dream of one day owning a 401k, but not really know where to start?
Look no further! Our team of expert financial advisors (read: guys in our basement with a few decent calculators) are here to help.
Our financial advice is 100% not-guaranteed-to-be-actually-helpful. But hey, we'll give it our best shot, right?
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