Techno-Shaman Services by Neo-Nino

Welcome, client! I'm the most sought-after Techno-Shaman of our time. My services include:

• Techno-Rituals: Because Your Network Needs a Spiritual Upgrade
• Byte-Sized Omens: Customized Algorithmic Divination
• Quantum Fluff Consulting: Where Science Meets Silliness

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