Savant Projects

Welcome to Savant Projects, where the line between genius and madness is blurred.

We are a team of expert consultants who have dedicated our lives to the art of being wrong.

Our services include:

• Unconventional Solutions: We'll find a creative way to make a toaster do your laundry.
• Unorthodox Strategy: We'll convince your clients that the moon is actually a giant pineapple.
• Unpredictable Outcomes: Our projects are always a surprise.

Explore our projects:

• Quantum Flapjack
• Chaos Cuisune
• Parabolic Pizza

Or contact us to inquire about our latest project: The Infinite Loop of Socks