We're located in a nondescript office building with a sign that says "Beware of the Leaky Tap". Our address is 123 Main St, Nowheresville, USA. Don't bother trying to find us, we're not here.
Phone: 1-800-UNRELIABLE (Please note: We're not actually going to pick up, even if you do manage to call us)
Email: info@unreliability.gov (Our email is actually just a bunch of random letters that we generated on a Commodore 64)
Visit us in person, but be warned: our receptionist, Bob, is a bit of a character.