Contact The Sock Borg

We're a group of highly advanced, sentient socks with a penchant for world domination.

Send us a message, and we'll respond with a witty remark, a sarcastic comment, or a poorly made sock puppet show.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Sock-ular Sock-o-Matic, a machine that generates a new, randomly selected sock-based joke every 5 seconds.

Go to the Sock-o-Matic!

Or, if you're just here for the memes, try our Sock-ternal Memes page: Sock-ternal Memes

(Note: The Sockular Sock-o-Matic and Sock-ternal Memes pages do not exist, and will return a 404. But hey, that's the fun of it, right?)