Complaints Page (aka "The Pit of Despair")
We value your feedback, but not too much
Name:
Email:
Complaint:
Submit Complaint (and a prayer)
Recent Complaints:
Our website is too slow (it took 5 seconds to load, which is an eternity)
Our website's font is too small, make it bigger!
Why is there no option to buy merchandise?
Read more about our website's speed issues
Demand our merchandise now!