Our FAQ

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: We're still working on it.

Q: What's the best way to get to the hidden treasure of the ancient Temple of Papyrus?

A: We've lost the map. Try asking the guy who's always talking aboutæk.

About our founder's obsession with maps

Q: How do I get in touch with you people? We really need help with our existential crisis.

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