Q: Why are you so paranoid?
A: We're not just paranoid, we're vigilant. Because in our world, the line between reality and madness is constantly blurred.
Q: What kind of information do you collect?
A: We collect all kinds of information. Your email, your IP address, your favorite pizza topping. Don't worry, it's all in the name of national security.
Q: Can I contact you anonymously?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our servers are monitored by the finest AI-powered spyware in the business.
Q: Can I ask about the secret underground bunker beneath our server?
A: That's need-to-know basis, agent. Let's just say that our bunker is a highly classified, totally-not-a-bomb-shelter, totally-not-a-time-machine, definitely-not-a-portal-to-another-dimension facility. Don't ask.
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