About The Elevator

Why do we hate the elevator?

It's just so... repetitive. Up and down, up and down, up and down. Can't we just, you know, walk or something?

Our Elevator Complaints

  1. Taking too long. We've got places to go.
  2. Too much Muzak. Who thought elevator music was a good idea?
  3. Not enough space for our luggage
  4. Why do they never, ever work on Fridays?

What We're Doing About It

We're working on it. Or, at least, our lawyers are. Don't worry, we'll get it fixed.

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